Cowboy in Heaven

[Maverick Martin]

Cowboy in Heaven

 

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.   'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.                 
  

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young blonde woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. 

So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.  
 
I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Couple of minutes ago.'