Stuie Posted April 26, 2014 Report Posted April 26, 2014 A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife: Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet. Inspector :-What is her height ? Husband: :-I never checked. Inspector :-Slim or healthy ?. Husband: :-Not slim can be healthy. Inspector :-Colour of eyes ? Husband :-Never noticed. Inspector :-Colour of hair ? Husband :-Changes according to season. Inspector :-What was she wearing? Husband :-Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit. Inspector :-Was she driving? Husband :-Yes. Inspector :-tell me the number, name & colour of the car ? . . . . . Husband :-black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying... Inspector :- Don't worry sir,... . .We WILL find your car. Jim, niggle, Martin.C and 1 other 4 Quote
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