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The following is purported to be an exchange of correspondence between a customer and the Irish Railway Company
Gentlemen,
I have been riding your trains daily for the last two years, and the service on your line seems

to be getting worse every day. I am tired of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip.

I think the transportation system is worse than that enjoyed by people 2,000 years ago.

Yours truly,
Patrick Finnegan


Dear Mr. Finnegan,
We received your letter with reference to the shortcomings of our service and believe you are somewhat confused in your history.  The only mode of transportation 2,000 years ago was by foot.

Sincerely,
Irish Railway Company


Gentlemen,
I am in receipt of your letter, and indeed I think you are the ones who are confused in your

history 
If you will refer to the Bible and the Book of David, 9th Chapter, you will find that Balaam

rode to town on his ass 
That Gentlemen, is something I have not been able to do on your train in the last two years

Yours feckin truly
Patrick Finnegan

 

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