Brian Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 The following is purported to be an exchange of correspondence between a customer and the Irish Railway CompanyGentlemen,I have been riding your trains daily for the last two years, and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. I am tired of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip. I think the transportation system is worse than that enjoyed by people 2,000 years ago.Yours truly,Patrick FinneganDear Mr. Finnegan,We received your letter with reference to the shortcomings of our service and believe you are somewhat confused in your history. The only mode of transportation 2,000 years ago was by foot.Sincerely,Irish Railway CompanyGentlemen,I am in receipt of your letter, and indeed I think you are the ones who are confused in your history If you will refer to the Bible and the Book of David, 9th Chapter, you will find that Balaam rode to town on his ass That Gentlemen, is something I have not been able to do on your train in the last two yearsYours feckin trulyPatrick Finnegan Steve S, Kingfisher 126, fisherman1055 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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