Brian Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 Three New York surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.One of them said, 'I'm the best surgeon in the state. In my favourite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident; I re-attached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England'.The second surgeon said. 'That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident; I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics'.The third surgeon said, 'You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a man was high on cocaine and marijuana and he rode a horse head-on into a train, travelling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the man's blonde hair and the horse's ass.I was able to put them together and now he's running for president of the USA'! gaffa, Reel Wizzard, ChrisE and 6 others 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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