A lesson jn bird watching​

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The teacher was telling an infant class about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually  brings them a little baby from its nest.
 
Little Gemma at the back of the class put her hand up and asks the teacher,
 
"Are you sure  about the stork, miss?  I think you're getting your birds mixed up  'cos my big sister just got a  baby and she said it was from a shag in Scarborough........"