gjb Posted May 7, 2016 Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 The teacher was telling an infant class about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. Little Gemma at the back of the class put her hand up and asks the teacher, "Are you sure about the stork, miss? I think you're getting your birds mixed up 'cos my big sister just got a baby and she said it was from a shag in Scarborough........" sparky, Jim, Steve S and 5 others 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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