Gnasher Posted March 23, 2005 Report Posted March 23, 2005 A Prawn goes into a club.......and pulls a muscle Quote
jack Posted March 23, 2005 Report Posted March 23, 2005 Welcome to that very select group Dan !. I will say no more. Jack Quote
jack Posted March 23, 2005 Report Posted March 23, 2005 Sam,that puts you strait in the "special" group too. jack Quote
Gnasher Posted March 23, 2005 Author Report Posted March 23, 2005 A man says to a horse, "why the long face" Thanks for the acceptance Jack Quote
Adam F Posted March 23, 2005 Report Posted March 23, 2005 Works better out aloud... Man walks into a bar with a giraffe on a lead. He orders a pint and the giraffe curls up infront of the fire and falls asleep... Bartender: 'Are you going to leave that lying there? Man: Its not a lion, its a giraffe! ....Ill get me coat! Quote
jack Posted March 24, 2005 Report Posted March 24, 2005 Policeman finds a lad crying," what's up son ?". " i've lost my dad" ,, replies the boy."What's he like?", asks the officer..."Beer and Fishing! ".......Well you lot started it !!!!!Have decided there is no point to a rotten joke section,at this rate there will be more IN than OUT. Jack Quote
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