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Works better out aloud...

 

Man walks into a bar with a giraffe on a lead. He orders a pint and the giraffe curls up infront of the fire and falls asleep...

 

Bartender: 'Are you going to leave that lying there?

 

Man: Its not a lion, its a giraffe!

 

....Ill get me coat! laugh.gif

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Policeman finds a lad crying," what's up son ?". " i've lost my dad" ,, replies the boy."What's he like?", asks the officer..."Beer and Fishing! ".......Well you lot started it !!!!!Have decided there is no point to a rotten joke section,at this rate there will be more IN than OUT. Jack

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