A Complicated Benefits Question

[Brian]

Dear Sirs,

I have a very complicated Benefits Question:

 

Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18-year-old daughter. After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of times, and he fell in love with my step-daughter.  My father eventually married her without my authorization. 

 

As a result, my step-daughter legally became my step-mother and my father my son-in-law. My father's wife (also my step-daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step-daughter's mother. This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father. As you can see, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife. Therefore, it appears that I  am also my wife's grandchild.

 

A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle. My son is also my step-mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather. In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following:

 

Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law, and my step-mother's brother fulfill the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?

 

Sincerely yours,

Mohammed

 

 

 

 

THE  ANSWER:

 Of course you qualify Mohammed! I have arranged to start mailing cheques to all of you just as soon as you arrive here in UK

 Welcome!

Jeremy Corbyn.

[sparky]

That's my bloody tax bill gone up again then !!!           Thanks Mick