gjb Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 Obama, Hillary and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven. God looks at them and says, "Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in." God asks Obama first: “What do you believe?" He thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my countrymen". God can’t help but see the essential goodness of Obama , and offers him a seat to his left. Then God turns to Hillary and says, "What do you believe?" Hillary says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. Like Obama I believe in hard work. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true patriot and a loyal American." God is greatly moved by Hillary's high-pitched eloquence, and he offers her a seat to his right. Finally, God turns to Trump and says, "And you, Donald, what do you believe?" Trump replies, "I believe you're in my seat." Reel Wizzard, 2006holmwood, Jim and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reel Wizzard Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy fred Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 Probably do a better job all the shit gods let happen !! Brian and Reel Wizzard 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iansimpson63 Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 For Christs sake Fred, that's blasphemy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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