gjb Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 She's single. She's shapely. She's beautiful and she lives right across the road.I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the road, up mydriveway and knocked on the door. I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I justgot home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time,dance, get drunk, and have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?" I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!" "Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?" Being a senior citizen really sucks! Jim, Brian, Kingfisher 126 and 5 others 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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