gjb Posted March 6, 2017 Report Share Posted March 6, 2017 Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for the very first time.The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'mgunna put me on sum hot pink panties beefo' I gets on dat plane.'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.'The second lady said, 'Well, then I'm a-gonna wear me some Floe resant orange panties.''Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'The third lady says, Well, I ain’t gonna wear no panties...What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I ain't wearing no panties cos, honey, dey always look for da black box first' Jim, BOB BEER, sparky and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOB BEER Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Excellent Mr Marlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fisherman1055 Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 OMG did he really say that!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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