Points to ponder

[Brian]

Such an unfair world:-

When a man talks dirty to a woman it's considered sexual harassment.

When a woman talks dirty to a man its £10.50/min (charges may vary depending on your Provider).

 

My wife and I both had words, but I didn't get to use mine.

 

Don't worry about avoiding temptation.  As you grow older, it will avoid you.

 

Wife to husband:  You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.

Husband to wife:  I didn't expect to live this long!

 

As I grow older.... My mind doesn't just wander... Sometimes it buggers off completely.

 

As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everybody is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

 

Isn't it weird that in Britain our flag and culture offends so many people, yet our benefits don’t.

[sparky]

Such an unfair world:-

When a man talks dirty to a woman it's considered sexual harassment.

When a woman talks dirty to a man its £10.50/min (charges may vary depending on your Provider).

 

My wife and I both had words, but I didn't get to use mine.

 

Don't worry about avoiding temptation.  As you grow older, it will avoid you.

 

Wife to husband:  You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.

Husband to wife:  I didn't expect to live this long!

 

As I grow older.... My mind doesn't just wander... Sometimes it buggers off completely.

 

As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everybody is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

 

Isn't it weird that in Britain our flag and culture offends so many people, yet our benefits don’t.

That last sentence says it all about Britain !!!

[Gummage]

One Line particularly ap

[Gummage]

ealed.