Building Permit

[Brian]

Sometimes you must use the correct terminology!

 

 

 

 

 

Some have asked what I'm going to be doing in retirement.

 

 

 

Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system that was going to entertain the whole neighborhood.

 

 

 

It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.

 

 

 

The City Council told me; “Forget it...IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!”

 

 

 

So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.

 

 

 

Work starts on Monday.

 

 

 

I love this country. It’s the government that scares the crap out of me.

[sparky]

        Sooooooo True !!!