SWELLBOY Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 The Missing Wife The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Twillingate, Newfoundland man answered his door to find two grim-faced RCMP officers. "We're sorry Mr. Flynn, but we have some information about your wife," said one of the officers. "Tell me...did you find her?!" Cedric Flynn asked. The Mounties looked at each other. Then one said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?" Fearing the worst, Mr. Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first." The RCMP officer said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay." "Lord sufferin' Jesus!" exclaimed Flynn. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What could possibly be the good news?" The officer continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best looking Atlantic lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch." Stunned, Mr. Flynn demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?" The officer replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow." fisherman1055, sparky, Steve S and 2 others 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fisherman1055 Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 Sick but good!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newboy Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 21 hours ago, fisherman1055 said: Sick but good!!!! Yes, those lobsters can't be consumed safely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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