Tarlach. Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by alocal college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance,one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Issomething bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks likeyou have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "Youknow, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrongway, but when is the last time you had sex? "1955, ma'am." "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chillout! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a privateroom where she proceeded to "relax" him. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said,"Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955." The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not;it's only 2130 now." Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Reel Wizzard, gaffa, Jim and 2 others 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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