Coddy Posted August 20, 2005 Report Share Posted August 20, 2005 A woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the Compaq S4020WM she bought because it won't boot. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on 'special'. Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming! "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!" The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager, saying there was a crazy woman shouting in front of a growing crowd of customers for him to "PINCH HER NIPPLES!". The manager goes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the hp PC 533w, and he too tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!" And in doing so, draws an even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why on earth are you saying that? That's inappropriate! In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!" The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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