Newboy Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Dogs and cats use as sharkbait shark bait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueboatdriver Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 I wish someone would use my neighbours bloody cats for shark bait, what with all the mess they leave in my shingle for my young kids to stand in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afishionado Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 I wish someone would use my neighbours bloody cats for shark bait, what with all the mess they leave in my shingle for my young kids to stand in. Wash it away with a strong solution of Jeyes Fluid. Sanitises and cats hate the smell. Mad Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueboatdriver Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Good idea Mike. I might just get the wife to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newboy Posted September 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Or if you are really vinditive, place a speaker on the lawn (cat's favourite spot) with only 1 of either +ve or -ve wire connected. When you see cat walk/rest near speaker, turn volume to max (with the other speaker disconnected, therefore no sound) jam the unconnected +ve or -ve wire into speaker socket, and see the cat jump 6' into the air....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueboatdriver Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 I'm feeling more and more vindictive by the minute. Brilliant idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam F Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 ....and you started the thread! Some people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newboy Posted September 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Well at least there is no lasting damage to the cat. I tried it on a black cat who like to catch wood pidgeon and then devour it on my patio, I don't mind it eating birds, but I hate it when there are heathers plus 2 whole front wing all over my patio. Now it rarely come anywhere near the house, it still catch birds but they stay at the bottom end of the garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 Mike. How do you get the cat to stand still whist you wash it with a strong solution of jeyes fluid ? standing by with cloth and bucket...jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afishionado Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 Mike. How do you get the cat to stand still whist you wash it with a strong solution of jeyes fluid ? standing by with cloth and bucket...jack You bang a garlic covered Porterhouse steak through it's heart. Mad Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wedger Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Aaaah! You need these people Pest Zapper Inc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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