Bl**dy Sick Or What?

[Newboy]

Dogs and cats use as sharkbait

 

shark bait

[blueboatdriver]

I wish someone would use my neighbours bloody cats for shark bait, what with all the mess they leave in my shingle for my young kids to stand in.

[Afishionado]

I wish someone would use my neighbours bloody cats for shark bait, what with all the mess they leave in my shingle for my young kids to stand in.

Wash it away with a strong solution of Jeyes Fluid. Sanitises and cats hate the smell.

 

Mad Mike

[blueboatdriver]

Good idea Mike. I might just get the wife to do that.

 

[Newboy]

Or if you are really vinditive, place a speaker on the lawn (cat's favourite spot) with only 1 of either +ve or -ve wire connected. When you see cat walk/rest near speaker, turn volume to max (with the other speaker disconnected, therefore no sound) jam the unconnected +ve or -ve wire into speaker socket, and see the cat jump 6' into the air.......

[blueboatdriver]

I'm feeling more and more vindictive by the minute.

 

Brilliant idea.

[Adam F]

....and you started the thread! Some people!

[Newboy]

Well at least there is no lasting damage to the cat.

 

I tried it on a black cat who like to catch wood pidgeon and then devour it on my patio, I don't mind it eating birds, but I hate it when there are heathers plus 2 whole front wing all over my patio. Now it rarely come anywhere near the house, it still catch birds but they stay at the bottom end of the garden.

[jack]

Mike. How do you get the cat to stand still whist you wash it with a strong solution of jeyes fluid ? standing by with cloth and bucket...jack

[Afishionado]

Mike. How do you get the cat to stand still whist you wash it with a strong solution of jeyes fluid ? standing by with cloth and bucket...jack

You bang a garlic covered Porterhouse steak through it's heart.

 

Mad Mike

[Wedger]

Aaaah!

 

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