Sheep Joke

[Paul D]

A man comes home from work one night with a sheep tucked under his right arm. As he walks through the door he is greeted by his wife.

 

"Honey, this is the pig I have been sleeping with" says the man.

 

"Ha, that isn't a pig, that's a sheep" his wife replied. To which the man replied "I wasn't talking to you"

 

[Maverick Martin]

ha ha ha where do I find a co-operative sheep ....ouch ooooh veron I didnt see you there

[Coddy]

I can see we will be "bleating" on with this joke

 

or

 

she said "You can't pull the wool over my eyes with this one!"

 

Coddy

[Ferret]

dobillnt keep pulling my leg (of lamb)