DommyBoy Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 The 7 dwarfs are in the Vatican and the pope comes out to greet them. Dopey goes up to him and says "Mr Pope sir are there any dwarf nun's in the Vatican?" The pope replies "No Dopey,there arent" The rest of the dwarfs start laughing. Then Dopey askes the pope....."Mr pope sir are there any dwarf nun's in italy?" The pope replies "no Dopey there arent" The rest of the dwarfs burst out laughing again and are rolling around the floor in histerics. Then dopey asks..."Mr pope sir are there any dwarf nuns in the world?" The pope then replies "No dopey there arent, Why" The other dwarfs are crying with laughter now and then Bashful pipes up and shouts..."Dopey shag*ed a penguin, Dopey shag*ed a penguin!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Member Removed Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 The same bunch of Dwarfs were travelling in a wet and windy Iceland, when they came upon a particularly sweet looking Dwarfette.........she was limping and Doc, being the brainiest, and having just qualified as a GP under the New Government rules for Dwarf GP's, says he will examine her. She said to Doc........"I've a problem in my nether regions, just around the gusset line of my underwear, terribly terribly sore" "Let me see" says Doc, he defly lifts her dwarfette skirt, procures some scissors, snip snip...snip snip. "Now then, miss, how does that seem??", says Doc. "Fantastic, not a single chaffe Doc thank you.......how did you do it??" "Simple miss..............I've removed the top three inches of your wellies!!" Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 rich why has your name changed have i missed something. sam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Martin Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 rich why has your name changed have i missed something. sam Sam you missed Alderney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swainiac Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Martin, thanks for throwing me back.........Ive just got thhat mail from PJ.......I nearly cried sat here, having just installed BB, it loaded so fast, and really mde me laugh.......hame I cant use it as an Avavtar!!!!! Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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