Bob F Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 I heard that when you were born the nurse smacked your mum instead of you...for delivering something so ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swainiac Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 Actually, I lie Bob, I was so ugly as a baby, I had shutters on my pram, my mum put a string of sausages around my neck so the family dog would play with me, and at feeding time, I was fed with a catapult!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Martin Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 Actually, I lie Bob, I was so ugly as a baby, I had shutters on my pram, my mum put a string of sausages around my neck so the family dog would play with me, and at feeding time, I was fed with a catapult!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob F Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 Brilliant!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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