Bob F Posted July 31, 2006 Report Posted July 31, 2006 I heard that when you were born the nurse smacked your mum instead of you...for delivering something so ugly. Quote
Swainiac Posted July 31, 2006 Report Posted July 31, 2006 Actually, I lie Bob, I was so ugly as a baby, I had shutters on my pram, my mum put a string of sausages around my neck so the family dog would play with me, and at feeding time, I was fed with a catapult!!!! Quote
Maverick Martin Posted July 31, 2006 Report Posted July 31, 2006 Actually, I lie Bob, I was so ugly as a baby, I had shutters on my pram, my mum put a string of sausages around my neck so the family dog would play with me, and at feeding time, I was fed with a catapult!!!! Quote
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