Australia Radio- This Is Funny

[DommyBoy]

Sydney radio - This is a corker

 

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.

 

Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.

 

The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes.

The game is called "Mate Match".

The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously

involved with someone.

If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet

highly personal questions.

The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner

(with phone number) for verification.

If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both

win the prize.

 

One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop

to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard

yet.

Anyway, here's how it all went down:

 

 

DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"

 

Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."

 

DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you

win.

What is your name? First only please."

 

Contestant: "Brian."

 

DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"

 

Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."

 

DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."

 

Brian: "Sara."

 

DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"

 

Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

 

DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"

 

Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."

 

DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"

 

Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."

 

DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

 

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."

 

DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"

 

Brian: "About 10 minutes."

 

DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh?

No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."

 

Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."

 

DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this

morning?

 

Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."

 

DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"

 

Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for

a couple of weeks..."

 

DJ: "Uh huh..."

 

Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."

 

DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

 

Brian: "On the kitchen table."

 

DJ: "Not that great?? But that is more adventure than the previous hundred.

 

Give me your wife's work number and I'll call her up. You listen to this."

 

 

[3 minutes of commercials follow. ]

 

DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sara, shall we?" (touch

tones.....ringing....)

 

Clerk: "Kinkos."

 

DJ: "Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?"

 

Clerk: "This is she."

 

DJ: "Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM.

We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a

couple of hours now."

 

Sara: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"

 

DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us.

Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose.

Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?"

 

Sara: "No."

 

DJ: "Good!"

 

Brian: (laughing)

 

Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"

 

Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely

honest."

 

DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sara.

If your answers match Brian's answers,

then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.

 

Sara: (laughing) "Yes."

 

DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sara?"

 

Sara: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."

 

DJ: "What time?"

Sara: "Around 8 this morning."

 

DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"

 

Sara: "12, 15 minutes maybe."

 

DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his

manhood.

We've got one last question, Sara.

You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast.

Are you ready?"

 

Sara: (laughing) "Yes."

 

DJ: "Where did you have it?"

 

Sara: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"

 

Brian: "Just tell him, honey."

 

DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sara?"

 

Sara: "Well..."

 

DJ: Come on Sara..... where did you have it?

 

 

 

 

 

Sara: "Up the ar$e....."

 

After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break"

 

And the drivers of Sydney almost crashed their cars laughing

 

 

[Adam F]

 

Quality!!!

 

....did they win the trip?

Edited August 4, 2006 by Adam F

[Afishionado]

The funniest thing I have seen for a long time. Thank you

It is now winging it's way around the world as I have passed it on to several continents including back to Oz.

 

Mad Mike

[BigMac]

Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JIMBOB]

[Pugwash]

There was a similar one rep[orted from a Chris Tarrant Capital Radio Show......... another quiz final to win a fantastic holiday(funnily enough) and the contestant was a woman. ( It was a few years ago)

 

CT "Name the famous commentator that covers all Fomula 1 Motor racing on T.V. and you WILLl win our fabulous star prize".

 

Contestant "OOOh I know it oh crikey yes I can picture him now........I just can't think of his name"

 

CT Well take your time I must accept your first answer"

 

Contestant "Oh OOOH I just cant get it"

 

CT "As it's the final I'm going to give you a clue...His name is very just like something you suck without hurrying!"

 

Contestsant " Oh yes I've got it now! .....Dickie Davies!!!"

 

Ta

 

 

Steve