Double Entendres

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The finest double entendres on British TV & Radio

 

Michael Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for

warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:

"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's just come in his

shorts"

 

Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson

lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes To use Fanny,

other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

 

Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:

"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

 

Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World super

bike racing: "Colin had a hard one on in practice earlier, and I bet he

wished he had a hard one on now."

 

Winning Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's formidable

lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs andlikes what he sees."

 

Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond:

"Well Phil tell us about your amazing third leg."

 

Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's

nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

 

James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix,

asked: "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Rubens

Barrichello?"

 

Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today

after a 69."

 

Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race

when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming

from different positions."

 

Steve Leonard, talking about vegetation on Vets in the Wild,told Trude:

"There's something big growing between my legs."

 

Carenza Lewis about finding food in the middle Ages on Time Team Live

said:

"You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

 

A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and

didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight

inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set,

but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

 

US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer)is playing so

well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out His balls and kisses

them... Oh my God!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"

 

Ted Walsh- Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once

rode her mother."

 

New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson

comes inside of him."

 

Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from

Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Afishionado]

They were great Charlie

 

Mad Mike