Brian Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 A Doctor was addressing a large audience at the BIC. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several secoconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake." - - - - - - - - - - - - - An elderly gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his hand luggage. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready. " The gentleman said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it." "Impossible. visitors always have to show their passports on arrival in France!" The old gentleman gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, "Well, when I came ashore at on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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