Coddy Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 A brand new store has just opened in London that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:- "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous and Help with Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and are caring sensitive lovers. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012,065 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. The 1st floor has wives that love sex. The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money. The 3rd - 6th floors have never been visited. I'll get my coat Coddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swainiac Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Dave, send Charlie to your joke shop please!! Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reg Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 You forgot to put the address on Reg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Moore Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Sh*t, I bought mine at the first floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam F Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 (edited) Sh*t, I bought mine at the first floor So long as youve got a good job, what the hell is wrong with that!!! ...now I know why you are always late when we go early morning fishing! Edited February 14, 2007 by Adam F Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alun j. Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 I think I must have gone to a higher floor ....... ........ the Emotional Dept. ........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
great white Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Rich What are you trying to say Its not me its my source mate Charlie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newboy Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Rich What are you trying to say Its not me its my source mate Charlie "I have this friend right, and he's ..... well......., " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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