plaicemat Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either." Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, or fishing?" "No, I don't," I said. He asked, "Do you gamble, travel a lot, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things." He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you give a toss?" Terry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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