crazy fred Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Well today i had a day out pleasure fishing with the usuall suspects or was that that the abusable!! ie Matty no legs, Tommy what did you say Smith and Patch Addams the under wieght charter skipper and of course Matts hit man Green Grass Dean who kept going up forward to have a fag sort of thing. Our excuse for wasting some of the earth's oil deposits and a shoal of calimarri which had been packed in red cardboard boxes with all thier heads pointing the same way was "COD FISHING" and it was also an excuse for cocking up tommy's carbon foot print for the day and probably the rest of the month. We started off the day with bacon roll's and coffee but sad to say the only way you could eat the bacon roll's was to dip them in your coffee as the freshly baked oven baguets were a tad over done ie like selafield fuel rod's without the glow. Well we had 8-10 rods out and Tommy had a great time as every time we had a bite we told him it was his rod , he never did relise all the rods were all the same and his rod allway's seemed to have a dogfish attached .by the end of the day poor old Tommy was totaly knackered from running round in circles Patch was sat in the helm seat muttering repeatidly "me drive me drive "while eating all the food and matty no legs looked spaced out from watching tommy all day which had made him have dizzy spells or was it Green Grasses bloody herbal fags. After all said an done we had 5 cod and so many other fish including bass and whitting we ran out of bait so we had to leave for home early. After getting Tommy home and cooking his tea for him which consisted of fresh steamed cod, mash , pea's and parsley sauce i left him and headed for home thinking some bloody day's pleasure fishing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Martin Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Fred Sounds a fun day, I just love your write ups and nick names....priceless Martin BTW I take it this is a catch report but I'll leave it in the jokes section cause it's so funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
great white Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 Nice one Fred 1 question mate What do they call you? CU next sunday when I suppose you will again be trying to reduce the world supply of fossil fuel and calimari Charlie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Martin Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 1 question mate What do they call you? My guess would be "CRAZY" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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