pirky Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The farmer replied, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.' The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer replied, 'Yes, I got 40 acres.' The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand. Do you have a suit? The farmer replied, 'Yes, I got a suit. I wears it to church on Sundays.' The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?' The farmer replied, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere. The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?' The farmer replied,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere.' The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?' The farmer replied, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.' By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question. The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Nash Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 ha ha ... very politically incorrect but very funny . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinbad Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Dave, Shall I get your coat ????? The ' 50year old ' joke was almost up to Terry's standard (plaicemat) !!! keep them coming..... but save some for the quiet season..... Paul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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