Afishionado Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that Mad Mike Quote
Maverick Martin Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 Cheers Mike I'll keep that in mind next time I'm being chased Quote
great white Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 Tip 2 When called out of the sea [at Shoreham] by the police for skinny dipping and being slightly under the influance. Do not try and pat the nice mans dog on the head. The thing nearly took my bloody hand off. But as I had nothing on, I was lucky he aimed at my hand. Yes it was a cold night . and alsations may not have good eyesight in the dark. but I would not risk it again. Charlie Quote
Afishionado Posted August 24, 2004 Author Report Posted August 24, 2004 Charlie that story was better than the joke Brilliant!! Mad Mike Quote
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