Brian Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 A TRIP TO Tesco Yesterday I was at my local Tesco buying a large bag of Winalot biscuits for my loyal pet, Bruno, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Tesco won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wedger Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 not pointed at you Brain paricularly .............but just go fishing...............please!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bream on Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 Brilliant !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wotu2uk Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 Love it!!!! john Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted January 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 not pointed at you Brain paricularly .............but just go fishing...............please!!! I was going yesterday, but the weather was @@@p, so I was sat here bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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