Brian Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Latest Golfing Terms A Sally Gunnell - not pretty but a good runner A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer A Diego Maradonna - a very nasty 5 footer A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read A Rio Ferdinand - Lipped out A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't A Cuban - needs one more revolution An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect A Kate Moss - bit thin A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional A Glen Miller - kept low and didn't make it over the water An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result A Rodney King - over-clubbed An O. J. Simpson - got away with it A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a good runner A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver A Robin Cook - just died on the hill A Douglas Bader - looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs An Arsene Wenger - everyone saw where it went but you A Ken Livingstone - quite far left A Jean-Marie LePen - a long way right A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems An elephant's arse - high and sh*tty A condom - safe but didn't feel real good A circus tent - a BIG top An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it A Ryanair - flies well but lands a long way from the target Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pirky Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 You definitely got too much time on your hands .....!! haven't you got any other hobby but boats ?? Keep 'em coming BR Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted January 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 .....!! haven't you got any other hobby but boats ?? Dave Yep. I fished the beach at Hamworthy Park on Monday, I blanked but my mate had a 2lb 1oz flounder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pirky Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Well done mate.....wish I had wet a line.... anywhere will do........MUST get out on the river or lake next week. Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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