Kraft Cadbury Takeover

[Maverick Martin]

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After

Eight.

 

They got off at Quality Street , in front of the Fisherman's Friend pub.

 

He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said in a

Wispa.

 

"I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts", he replied.

 

He touched her Creme Eggs, then slipped his hand into her Snickers. He

fondled her Flap Jacks, while she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab

moment, and she screamed in

Turkish Delight.

 

But three days later his Sherbert Fountain started to drip.

 

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett, who had Allsorts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[TomBettle]

Brilliant!

[niggle]

Now I want some chocolate

[TomBettle]

...in total seriousness.

 

Abbie's step dad is actually the skipper of Mr Cadbury's (jnr) Princess 42.

Never a nicer man and I doubt very much he has allsorts. Maybe some jelly tots, but that's as far as it would go.