Maverick Martin Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street , in front of the Fisherman's Friend pub. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said in a Wispa. "I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts", he replied. He touched her Creme Eggs, then slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her Flap Jacks, while she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment, and she screamed in Turkish Delight. But three days later his Sherbert Fountain started to drip. Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett, who had Allsorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomBettle Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niggle Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Now I want some chocolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomBettle Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 ...in total seriousness. Abbie's step dad is actually the skipper of Mr Cadbury's (jnr) Princess 42. Never a nicer man and I doubt very much he has allsorts. Maybe some jelly tots, but that's as far as it would go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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