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A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. The priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws." The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich." The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?" The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith" The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?" The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my Faith." The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, and sat thinking, for about five minutes. Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?" Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

And you know if they say 3 months it will be 9. I reckon the bridge designers/ builders were boat builders in there previous life🤪🤪🤪

Good luck for tuesday Allan, Try and put one in the freezer for me. Hope to see you at meeting thursday and i hope to get out friday but i dont think the weather is set to co-operate, Fish and chips friday sounds good to me and i have plenty of spuds! See you soon Colin

A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother told the girl's father to find out about the young man. The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk. "So, what are your plans?" the father asked the young man. "I am a biblical scholar," he replied. "A biblical scholar, hmmm?" the father said. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?" "I will study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us." "And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asked the father. "I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied, "God will provide for us." "And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?" "Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replied the fiancé. The conversation proceeded like this...and each time the father questioned, the young idealist insisted that God would provide. Later, the mother asked, "How did your talk go, honey?" The father answered, "He has no job, he has no plans, and he thinks I'm God." Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

If the flounders are listening on channel 6, they are not responding!

i Have a 75 etec that's been waiting for my next project and waiting, ill reluctantly let it go for 3K unless i find that suitable craft to put it on first PJ 07742121494

I have used South Coast Marine before (xhurch), Mike at the shop is very knowledgeable but does like to talk . The engine I have now was fitted by Golden Arrow(Poole), But if you are out of warranty and on a budget you could service yourself, service kits available on-line , also only every 3yrs is this link any good to you ,http://www.etecownersgroup.com/categories Gary

As always, more.budget needed: https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F173634597228

Oh dear that does not sound promising Jerry Boat not finished yet I guess

Probably same reason, greedy buggers using them for pot bait, scandalous. I cannot see how, the flounders have been around for years, and we know they have been netting them for the last few years in the harbour...........then they have obviously decimated the breeding stocks.