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  1. Tarlach.

    The perfect husband

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me.. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm at the store now and I found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it." MAN: "Then make an offer of $900,000.. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open. He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?" Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
    4 points
  2. January First Place Alun Jones Bass 15lb 14oz 167% Specimen Second Place Bobi Francis Flounder 2lb 15oz 117% Specimen Third Place Dave Evans Flounder 2lb 11oz 107% Specimen February First Place Yan Tryska Bull Huss 11lb 12oz 98% Specimen Second Place Colin Francis Ray - Blonde 22lb 5oz 97% Specimen Third Place Mal Thomas Ray - Thornback 11lb 2oz 86% Specimen
    1 point
  3. Jim

    The perfect husband

    Didn't see THAT one coming Neil.
    1 point
  4. jerry.shutter

    Warrior Pro Angler

    Well done Sean she looks cracking, you will have a great summer for sure 👍👍
    1 point
  5. jerry.shutter

    Isle of Wight Cod

    I heard the charter boys have got so stuck into the Pollock in the South West because there were no Cod, and now there are few decent Pollock. Not good news if true.
    0 points
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