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The grandchildren will love that one Jim, or did they tell you it

As the weather's bad ! So are the Jokes ! Did you know that China tried to organize a table tennis tournament for their zoo animals this year? It was abandoned after the gorillas kicked off, in what has become known as… The Hong Kong, King Kong, ping pong, ding dong! Jim

So I had this friend struggling with an unusual but serious addiction problem. He was absolutely OBSESSED with tractors. It started off fairly low key, just a bedroom covered in posters of tractors, models on the shelves etc. Eventually it escalated to the point where he was arrested for trespassing onto a farmers land and taking said farmer's tractor for a joyride around the fields. A year or so later after a lot of therapy and help from supporting friends, we're on holiday and celebrating his 6th month clean of this addiction in a local bar.... Now I return from the gents and this guy is standing on the table and very deliberately breathing in and exhaling the fog of cigarette smoke hanging above us. I look up at him and ask 'Mate, what are you doing?' He looks back at me completely deadpan and says . . . . . . . . . . . 'I'm an extractor fan' Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk