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Have a goodun Stuie 

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How did you find the switches? 

He certainly didn't fit the one's on my BMW ...........they all work!

A virile, middle-aged, Italian guy named Guido was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment.
After a while they retired to his bedroom where he 'rattled' her in spectacular fashion. After a smoke and brief interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?
 
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
 
Surprised, Guido reached for her again, and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly amid screams of passion.
 
Finally, Guido comes to a halt. He smiles and asks, "You finish?"
 
Once again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."
 
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido, mustering all his strength and recuperative powers, cranks up for one final burst. In a wild, monumentally frenetic climax they end together, screaming, snorting, bucking, and ripping at the bed sheets.
 
Absolutely and completely buggered, Guido falls onto his back, gasping for air. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"
 
Barely able to speak, the blond whispers in his ear, "No, I'm Norwegian!
 
 
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Eeeeeer Jim, don’t you be musclin in on my sales pitch !!


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Well if he wants to spend THAT sort of money . . . . . . . .I know a lovely Pilot 4 
 

If it's the quicksilver make, I used to have the 580 with a 75hp mariner on and that went well, so if an 80hp it should fly!
I found the 580 a nice boat but she was a bit "rock n roly", should imagine the 500 could be the same.....if not worse!

Our day went a bit wrong, after a nice early start, the engine cut back as we throttled up outside the harbour
 
The fuel problem is not quite sorted yet, but I was aware that we may need to change the filter head and lift pump assembly. An engineer was going to get me it from Bosch rather than Volvo.
 
Anyway we apologised to Dave and changed our plans. trouble is we never seemed to get wind, tide and fishing linked up
 
Lots of Dogs Mackerel smooth smoothies but not a lot of Rays. In fact only one, a nice Undulate to Dan of 14lb 8oz
Dan also had a fit looking bass that went 4lb 12oz, and swam off strongly.
 
We had a good look at the fuel system and the boat was then running a bit better.🙂
 
At 1500 our 7 hrs was up and we headed in. 
 
Great to have Dan and Chrissie onboard for the first time this year. They have had a very busy 2018.
 
 

Result for Reel Magic 
Dave  thornback ray 12lb 8oz

A fruitful trip on Kingfisher, about 20 rays of all species. We started on the secret Ray mark, my wife, Sandy and Nigel Allen were due to pass us whilst on a trip to Guernsey on the Condor. We had a wave good bye as they left the swash channel, then they turned around were on their way back in with Condor suffering from a Generator problem.
The next hour for them was mayhem. First announcement they were still going after a quick repair, then it was all off the boat it is going no where and did'nt move allday. 
Chris and I had several moves during the day, the most fruitful was a late move back to the Swash.
Our best effort was a 12.8lb  Undulate to MT and a 10.6lb Thorney to MT.
Another good day on Kingfisher, followed by a swift Doonbar😀😀

Would't want to "cramp" his style !!!!

Never went.....woke up feeling like crap!

Would't want to "cramp" his style !!!!

Never went.....woke up feeling like crap!

Oh, forgot to mention, the rubbing action required with the salt is rather personal, so I'd do it out of sight

Happy Birthday Allan, have a goodun  !!

Your forgot Corbin

Looks like there's enough room in there for Theresa May and Sadick Khan as well !!!

Looks like there's enough room in there for Theresa May and Sadick Khan as well !!!

Paddy says to Murphy. "I robbed a shop last night, I took a load of pictures, the cheapest one is worth £180.000"
Murphy says, "Paddy, you idiot, you've robbed an estate agents".

Lazy start with Geoff Lambert this morning and motored in friendly conditions to Bmth pier area - no mackerel so went to Boscombe pier - same result except for Geoff catching a tub double on the feathers. So it was to Southbourne to target plaice. They were few and far between - no doubt many have been unable to dodge the copious nets. However we pressed on to find tubs and grey gurnards and to great surprise a red mullet, plus the odd mackerel to the lazy line. Eventually a plaice put in an appearance - followed by several others - one of good size. As the day drew on we moved west and drifted near Boscombe pier and then Bmth pier where i latched into the smallest thornback ray i've ever seen. 
All in all a good day - fine weather and a northerly wind to make it even more comfortable.

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