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not on the scrounge again what happend to the one i gave you last year

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Better safe than sorry though. Especially if it was your property or family. All a bit negative I thought. some great pics though.

Nice job Dan Keith

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Building Regs In the year 2007 the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in > >> > England and said, > >> > > >> > "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see > >> > >> > the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save two of > >> > every living thing along with a few good humans." > >> > > >> > He gave Noah the CAD drawings, saying, "You have 6 months to build the > >> > >> > Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights." > >> > > >> > Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his > >> > yard-but no Ark. > >> > > >> > "Noah!" He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?" > >> > > >> > "Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed. > >> > > >> > I needed Building Regulations Approval and I've been arguing with the > >> > Fire Brigade about the need for a sprinkler system. > >> > > >> > My neighbours claim that I should have obtained planning permission > >> > for building the Ark in my garden because it is development of the > >> > site, even though in my view it is a temporary structure. > >> > > >> > We had to then go to appeal to the Secretary of State for a decision." > >> > > >> > Then the Department of Transport demanded a bond be posted for the > >> > future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions to > >> > clear the passage for the Ark 's move to the sea. I told them that the > >> > >> > sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it. > >> > > >> > Getting the wood was another problem. > >> > > >> > All the decent trees have Tree Preservation Orders on them and we live > >> > >> > in a Site of Special Scientific Interest set up in order to protect > >> > the spotted owl. > >> > > >> > I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to > >> > save the owls - but no go! > >> > > >> > When I started gathering the animals, the RSPCA sued me. > >> > > >> > They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. > >> > > >> > They argued the accommodation was too restrictive, and it was cruel > >> > and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space. > >> > > >> > Then the County Council, the Environment Agency and the Rivers > >> > Authority ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted > >> > an environmental impact study on your proposed flood. > >> > > >> > I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Equal Opportunities > >> > Commission on how many disabled carpenters I'm supposed to hire for my > >> > >> > building team. > >> > > >> > The trades unions say I can't use my sons. > >> > > >> > They insist I have to hire only accredited workers with Ark-building > >> > experience. > >> > > >> > To make matters worse, Customs and Excise seized all my assets, > >> > claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered > >> species. > >> > > >> > So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to > >> > finish this Ark." > >> > > >> > > >> > Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow > >> > stretched across the sky. > >> > > >> > Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean you're not going to > >> > destroy the world?" > >> > > >> > "No," said the Lord. "The British government beat me to it." > >> > > >> >

hi paul. is the password the one that i use to logon to the site, or is there another one that i dont have . thanks keith

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Hi Dan i Have 2 old phones one is a Nokia 6280 The other is a Motorola E1000. take you're pick FOC. PM my or give me a call. ATB Keith

Hi Adam try The BSS Group Bournemouth 1400 Unit 3b, Broom Road Business Park Broom Road Poole, Dorset BH12 4PA Tel: 01202 711300 Fax: 01202 711301 Email: E-mail: 1400.sales@bssgroup.com They cover most plumbing item. Keith.

Hi Paul Just noticed your thread. With Speed fitting, there are two types of inserts, the original ones are just plain and should be thrown away. The other type has 2 Black O rings around the insert to provide a negative pressure seal in the fitting. I use speedfit pipe and fitting all for most of my plumbing and heating installations. Great care must be taken when pushing the fittings together and tighten the outer ring when you are happy that you have a good joint. You will have a positive and negative pressure on any type of pump that is why some radiators in the home will need bleeding from time to time. Hope this helps Keith Meredith PLUMBING SOLUTIONS UK Ltd.

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I have had several trips out with Andy. He has always found the fish

A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS." The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?" The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, a box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?" "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ar5e is for."

sound like a good day. i've been out with Andy severial times. He always seems to find the fish.

hi Mike The last time i was in the chandlers at cobbs, he had a box with old second hand fenders for sale (last saturday 24th) and they are advertising a boat jumble on the 14 april . Hope that this info helps. ATB Keith.

sorry mike im not taking the p1ss im on F134,but i catch the bus to save the walk. ATB Keith

Hi Mike Seen the new boat today on F pontoon (the council estate) she looks tiptop all shinny and new. Who did you bribe to get that close to the electric? I have been trying for 2 seasons and am still waiting. I will stop for a better look when you are about. A T B Keith

hi All i have been looking on the home page for the catch report pages but cant seem to find it. How can one see what is being caught through out the club. Thanks Keith

hi All i have been looking on the home page for the catch report pages but cant seem to find it. How can one see what is being caught through out the club. Thanks Keith

it looks like that it has been posted full size on the home page. Great fish. Bet that made your heart race.