sit on this

[johnnyb.]

Two parrots sat on a perch and one said "can you smell fish" __________--If you get this straight away go to the top of the class.....My wife never got it.

[Maverick Martin]

[johnnyb.]

I think budgies are going cheap down the pet shop.

Edited May 21, 2011 by johnnyb.

[niggle]

Two vultures eating a dead clown,one turns to the other "does this taste funny to you?"

 

 

 

How do you get down off of an elephant,you don't you get it off a duck

[johnnyb.]

why couldnt two elephants go swimming -------they only had one pair of trunks between them.------I know its sad I can hear the groans from all the way up the M3

Edited May 21, 2011 by johnnyb.

[johnnyb.]

I cant believe this post has had 4 replies and 48 views. Come on lads make a comment even if its only "Johnnyb your jokes are c**p.

[biggcol]

Hope yourplumbing is better than your jokes

 

 

Colin

 

 

 

Ps yeah Crap

[Stuie]

I know the forum rules say keep them clean - but there are limits.

[niggle]

Is that why I've never seen a plumber bite his nails

[niggle]

How do you keep Turkeys in suspense .............................I'll tell you tomorrow

[johnnyb.]

Were they the turkeys looking forward to christmas???

[johnnyb.]

Your right Nigel.I dont bite my nails,but as I lift the manhole cover I always say.

 

It might be sh*t and Jam***s to you, but its bread and butter to me.

 

I also have a sign on the van "No stools are kept in this van overnight".

Edited May 28, 2011 by johnnyb.

[mw]

DO YOU STILL GET THEM IVE NOT SEEN ONE FOR YEARS but then i do work in ferndown

[johnnyb.]

What manhole covers????

 

 

Your probably not looking in the right places.?

Edited May 28, 2011 by johnnyb.