Wedger Posted August 21, 2011 Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 Never Argue with a Woman One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside Cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.' 'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman. 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden. 'That's true, but you have all the equipment.. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. Send this to four women who are thinkers or men who can take it ... If you receive this, you know you're intelligent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pirky Posted August 21, 2011 Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 (edited) Dear Dr. Phil, When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I bought my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day down at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us, but she always complains that I spend too much time out on the lake. A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught its twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to my wife, hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself. What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby, or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists? Thanks, Barry. P.S. Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two bass we caught. Dear Barry, Get rid of that narrow-minded wife. That's a nice pair of bass.. Sincerely, Dr. Phil Edited August 21, 2011 by pirky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted August 21, 2011 Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 Very Nice Too ! ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niggle Posted August 21, 2011 Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 Now I know why Mr Jones loves his bass fishing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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