Stuie Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 A lawyer boarded an airplane in Halifax with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blond stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in Toronto, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in Halifax, please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them. Two lessons here: 1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are. 2. Blonds aren't as dumb as most folks think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pirky Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 Hell..... at my age I would have raised my hand and taken the applause like a man !!! Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Nash Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 there would have been two of us taking the credit then Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mw Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 He would have got arrested for importing crabs mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 He would have got arrested for importing crabs mark Why? Halifax and Toronto are both in Canada Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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