Maverick Martin Posted December 23, 2011 Report Share Posted December 23, 2011 A married couple had been out shopping in the town centre for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared". The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: "Where the hell are you?" Husband: "Darling, you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw that diamond necklace you totally fell in love with but I didn't have money at the time and said, 'Baby, it'll be yours one day'?" Wife, with a smile, blushing: "Yes I remember that, my love." Husband: "Well, I'm in the Pub next to that shop." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Nash Posted December 23, 2011 Report Share Posted December 23, 2011 my kind of bloke :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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