Graham Nash Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Far away in the tropical waters of the Coral Sea , two prawns were swimming around. One called Kevin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Kevin said to Christian, 'I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten.' A large mysterious cod appeared and said, 'Your wish is granted' Lo and behold, Kevin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed (as it does) and Kevin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Kevin began to realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Kevin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't see his old pal. 'Where's Christian?' he asked. 'He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark', came the reply. Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, 'It's me, Kevin, your old friend, come out and see me again.' Christian replied, 'No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner.' Kevin cried back 'No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.'......... (You're going to love this................................) . . . . . . . . 'I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Martin Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Graham You've lost the plot take a look Here You even posted on that thread Martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Nash Posted February 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 oops ..... its been a long week Martin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niggle Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 I'll save u Graham A girl was sitting in a rail carriage on her own, quietly reading a book, until a scruffy bloke got into and sat directly opposite her. He started shelling and eating a large carton of king prawns, whilst flicking the empty shells all over the floor and the girl. This continued for most of the journey, with a few insults being hurled at the girl for good measure. The bloke finally finished the prawns, at which point she got up, picked up the empty carton and proceeded to put all the empty shells in the carton. When she had cleaned up any trace of the prawns she threw everything out of the carriage window and pulled the emergency cord. The train came to a dramatic halt and the bloke laughed and said "What did ya do that for, you'll get fined Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Nash Posted February 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 that may have saved me Nigel .... im not sure it will save you tho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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