Steve S Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 MY SATNAVI have a little SatnavI've had it all my lifeIt's better than the normal onesMy Satnav is my wife It gives me full instructionsEspecially how to drive"It's thirty miles an hour", it says"You're doing thirty five"It tells me when to stop and start And when to use the brakeAnd tells me that it's never everSafe to overtakeIt tells me when a light is redAnd when it goes to greenIt seems to know instinctively Just when to intervene It lists the vehicles just in frontAnd all those to the rear And taking this into account It specifies my gear. I'm sure no other driverHas so helpful a device For when we leave and lock the carIt still gives its advice It fills me up with counselling Each journey's pretty fraughtSo why don't I exchange it And get a quieter sort? Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, Makes sure I'm properly fed,It washes all my shirts and things And - keeps me warm in bed!Despite all these advantagesAnd my tendency to scoff,I do wish that once in a while I could turn the bugger off! Going a little stir crazy here! Happy New Year Everyone sparky, Graham Nash, Stuie and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingfisher 126 Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 You need one you can turn the different functions on and off! Happy New Year all, we need to get out more!! Chris Jim and sparky 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
great white Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 A pause button would be nice occasionally, or perhaps just a mute, lol Jim and sparky 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 Also known as twat-nav! sparky and Jim 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky Posted December 31, 2013 Report Share Posted December 31, 2013 :o Jim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted January 1, 2014 Report Share Posted January 1, 2014 They must all be made in the same factory. Mine has a different name but the functions are exactly the same. Jim sparky 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted January 1, 2014 Report Share Posted January 1, 2014 Bet they are made in China too. Jim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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