Maverick Martin Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube?A. A laughing stock.Q What is the height of optimism?A: English batsman putting on sunscreen.Q. What is the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car?A. Nothing! If you blink you will miss them both.Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.Q. What does an English batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?A.They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.Q. What is the difference between Cinderella and the Pommies?A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.Q. What's the difference between the Pommies and a funeral director?A. A funeral director isn't going to lose the ashes. Kingfisher 126, Jim and Steve S 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
great white Posted January 28, 2014 Report Share Posted January 28, 2014 We would do the same to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve S Posted January 28, 2014 Report Share Posted January 28, 2014 We have in spades on the previous 3 occasions . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fisherman1055 Posted January 28, 2014 Report Share Posted January 28, 2014 Very cruel -- but so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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