Staring

[Maverick Martin]

My wife hosted a dinner party for all our friends and their children.

 

During dinner my wife’s best friend ( Diane's) four-year-old sitting opposite,

stared at me continuously. She could barely eat her food for staring.

I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food, patted my hair in place

but nothing stopped her from staring at me.

 

I tried hard to ignore her but finally it was too much for me.

 

I finally asked her “Why are you staring at me?” and the table went quiet

waiting for her response.

 

The little girl said “I’m just waiting to see how you drink like a fish.”

 

 

[Guest]

ha ha .... so now you know what they all say about you :-) 

[cth]

truth hurts, worring bit is others have been talking about you for the little one to pick that up. cant trust anybody these days. you have to get rid of the bottle now from under the van seat keeping them in brown bags is not a good place to hide them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!