Stuie Posted June 2, 2014 Report Posted June 2, 2014 I've just had my tax return sent back to me by HM Revenue and Customs - they say that I haven't completed my return properly. They are questioning how many dependents I was claiming for. I suppose it might have been because of my response to the question: "List all dependents" I replied: 4 million benefits cheats, 88,000 people in over 123 prisons, 650 MP's, 3,000 staff for the MP's, 1,150 Peers in the House of Lords, 80 MEP's, 3 million illegal immigrants; 1 million crack heads. Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO The Hell DID I MISS? Kingfisher 126, sparky and gaffa 3 Quote
plaicemat Posted June 2, 2014 Report Posted June 2, 2014 Retired old gits who spend their time going fishing! Terry. Graham Nash, Kingfisher 126, gaffa and 1 other 4 Quote
Wedger Posted June 2, 2014 Report Posted June 2, 2014 Retired old gits who spend their time going fishing! Terry. :lol: Quote
Jim Posted June 2, 2014 Report Posted June 2, 2014 One day we'll get a politician to hold their hands up and admit it instead of trying to convince us that it's the people who've worked all their lives living too long. Nah ! that's never gonna happen. Quote
Wight Magic Posted June 3, 2014 Report Posted June 3, 2014 I just think your very negative niggle 1 Quote
Jim Posted June 3, 2014 Report Posted June 3, 2014 I just think your very negative I just think you're very sarcastic. Quote
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