Aussies are so sensitive

[Brian]

Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel, Coot and Bluey.
As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Hey mate, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife..
Mongrel says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer....
Bluey says, 'Where'd you get the grog, Mongrel?'
'Coot's wife gave it to me,' Mongrel replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?'
'Well, not exactly', Mongrel says.
'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Coot's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.'
Then I said, 'I'll betcha a case of beer you are.'
Aussies are good at that sensitive stuff!!..

[fisherman1055]

 

 

 

 

> > Allah & the 72 Virgins

> >

> > A suicide bomber died and went to

> Paradise, as foretold. When he arrived there, he met Allah, and he said to Allah that he was ready to claim his virgins, as promised. Out

> of curiosity he asked Allah why there were so many virgins in heaven.

>

> > Allah thought for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because people like you murdered them

> before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous;

> and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty. And I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail!"

>

> > The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"

>

> > Allah replied, "Who told you that they were women?

>