Maverick Martin Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 Woman: Do you drink beer?Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day?Man: Usually about 3Woman: How much do you pay per beer?Man: £3 Woman: And how long have you been drinking?Man: About 30 years, I supposeWoman: So a beer costs £3 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at £270. In one year, it would be approximately £3,240 correct?Man: CorrectWoman: If in 1 year you spend £3,240 not accounting for inflation, the past 30 years puts your spending at £97,200 correct?Man: CorrectWoman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 30 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?Man: Do you drink beer?Woman: NoMan: Where's your Ferrari then? Jim, Hooky, Reel Wizzard and 5 others 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaffa Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 You're on a Roll Martin I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven5404 Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Brilliant, just brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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