Flawless male logic at it's best

[Maverick Martin]

 

Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

 

Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: £3 

 

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 30 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs £3 and you have 3 beers a day

which puts your spending each month at £270.

In one year, it would be approximately £3,240 correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend £3,240 not accounting for

inflation, the past 30 years puts your spending

at £97,200 correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer,

that money could have been put in a step-up

interest savings account and after accounting for

compound interest for the past 30 years, you

could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No
Man: Where's your Ferrari then?

[gaffa]

You're on a Roll Martin I like it

[steven5404]

Brilliant, just brilliant.