One for the Oldies!!

[Brian]

HAVE  YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR  OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? 
WELL......YOU'LL  LOVE THIS ONE!

MY  NAME IS WENDY MULLEN AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST  APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW  DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA,WHICH BORE HIS FULL  NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH  THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SECONDARY  SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT  I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I  QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GREY HAIRED MAN  WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.  AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK   SECONDARY SCHOOL .

'YES,  YES I DID. I'M A MORGANNER! 'HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE.

'WHEN  DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKED

HE ANSWERED, IN 1965. WHY  DO YOU ASK?

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED  AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN THE UGLY,

 

OLD,

BALD, 

WRINKLED,

FAT ARSED,

GREY HAIRED, 

DECREPIT,

BASTARD ASKED.. 

'WHAT  SUBJECT DID YOU  TEACH?