iansimpson63 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 To all the English club members Happy St Georges Day, have a pint of ale and a bacon sandwhich or pie. If celebrating please don't let any Guardian readers see you or it may be classed as an ultra-nationalists uprising. The non-english can also celebrate as we show great support for St Paddy's. Also Happy Birthday Mr Shakespeare, you were a reasonable playwright but will always be remebered for the Ugly Stik range of rods. Cheers Ian Stuie, gaffa, Maverick Martin and 5 others 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjb Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 How do you get hold of St George as I still have a dragon at home gjb, Maverick Martin, Stuie and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iansimpson63 Posted April 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 It would be impossible to eradicate all dragons, if you get rid of one another takes her place (plaice for fishing puns). It is better to train your dragon and this is where a good ale comes to the fore, it adds strength, courage and wisdom but only during the afternoon and evening. In the morning you will be back to normal and probably weaker, this is when the dragon is at her strongest so beware: at this point it is best to go fishing. At this point I must say that the first Mrs Simpson was a true dragon, whereas, the current Mrs Simpson is the complete opposite. Stuie, Kingfisher 126, Maverick Martin and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingfisher 126 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Martin can you delete the last line in Ian's reply and we will see on Saturday night what she is really like by the size of his black eyes!!! Stuie and Martin.C 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Martin Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Chris ordinarily I would but I fear the wrath of the dragon slayer Kingfisher 126 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iansimpson63 Posted April 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Gentlemen please be kind, Cerrie is the least violent person in the world but silence is very painful. Conjiugal rights are also more important than witty banter on a fishing forum and I doubt that Martin wants to share a bed with me!! Kingfisher 126, gaffa, niggle and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
great white Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 I did my bit Full english breakfast in the hotel this morning before the first session at the BMF conferance. iansimpson63 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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