Brian Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 Since it was such a crappy day, I sat in my recliner and started thinking about life. I came to realize that as I have grown older I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore, a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband Lance Armstrong -- I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved: winning 7 Tour de France races while on drugs. Hell, when I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike. Drive By -- Someone broke into my house last week. They didn't take my TV, just the remote. Now they drive by and change the channels. Sick bastards!!! The Agony of Aging -- On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back". Video Scam -- Just got scammed out of £25. Bought Tiger Woods' DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes". Turns out it's all about golf. Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't get scammed. codpiece, sparky, Jim and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codpiece Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 there is no saving you brian, you are worse than i am but long may it be so derek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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